DIVISION 02 • UNNECESSARY DIGITAL INSTRUMENTS
MINISTRY DEEP INTELLIGENCE CORE
Useless Tools™
Precision utilities engineered to diagnose workplace futility, analyze dangerous texts, and fabricate startup pitches with Ministry supercomputing intelligence.
MANDATORY PROTOCOL: Sign in with Google to run Ministry diagnostic utilities.
Meeting Survival & Wastage Calculator
Scientific computation of time burned, sanity depreciated, and odds of speaking while on mute.
Meeting Duration:45 Minutes
Number of Attendees:8 People
Input your meeting details to calculate total productivity lost and receive an official wastage citation.